Heaven…

Whenever I hear someone talking about heaven I get really annoyed. How the hell can all these assholes talk about heaven if they haven’t been there? How can they describe a mythical place no one has ever been to? How do they know what’s in it, or what’s not in it? How can they decide who’ll get there, and who won’t? Of all the dead people I knew, not even one has come back to tell me about heaven. The idea of a heaven is one that defies all logic and reason. 

I hope there is no such thing as the mythical heaven most assholes preach about. I hope the only heaven there is is the seemingly blue one with floating clouds. I truly hope that when I die the only thing left are my organs to rot, get eaten by worms and that not even my memory will linger.