A personal journey through the web and my head...

Blood flow only happens when there’s a heart beating in your chest. An erection requires a decent amount of blood flowing… I don’t get how modern depictions and interpretations of vampires are so sexual… How do they manage becoming erect without a regular heartbeat? The blood I drink is to supply necessary sustenance for a sound mind and an aesthetically pleasing (“healthy looking”) appearance… I take the life out of blood to feed my will and my mind. I can’t waste good food to make my old heart beat again to get an erection, have sex, and sweat… I’d have to eat a dozen horny soldiers in a single gulp to achieve that and still have strength to keep my skin from looking like a prune…