June 15th, 2011 at 10:01PM

Notes from the diary of a hungry vampire…

I wonder where the girl who thought of sparkly vampires got her ideas from… Was she munching on glitter? After reading her bio I get why her stories are shitty. She wrote the plot “during the day through swim lessons and potty training”.

Even when I’d devour her to release the world of such nonsense, I wouldn’t want her glittery thoughts affecting my already gory nightmares…

#Notes from the vampire's diary.#vampire
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