Notes from the diary of a hungry vampire…

Back when I was mortal I used to think that my passive-aggressive nature would eventually kill me. Now I know that just blowing it all out of proportion and killing everybody is actually better than holding it all in and suffering in silence while you let out sarcastic remarks. Releasing my aggression is not only an honest way of releasing stress, it has also proven to be an effective way of nourishment for I just eat the people who bother me. It isn’t all good however… Often, after getting their knowledge from their blood, I usually understand their perspective, and I regret having eaten them…

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