December 2010
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I'm pretending to be here...
but there’s nothing like being home alone in PR to stay in Tumblr all night long pretending I’m having meaningful interactions with other humans in the planet…
But not much is meaningful if it only happens online…
or is it?
I'm leaving on a jet plane...
I know when I’ll be back again… What I don’t know is how often I’ll get Internet to come here post some stuff up and watch all of what you’ve all posted… So this could be goodbye for a good 10 days… See you Tumblr…
A random, old gpoy to keep you from loving me…
This blog has reached 40 followers...
When did this happen? This is my official welcome greeting to the latest followers…
nickmiller
teamsandwich
touchons
imaginaryfred
joseeeeee
smithcraft
artenis
Thank you for following.
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I'm thinking about this...
Unfollowing all of those who post pictures of really cute guys, or cute couples… I feel uglier and lonelier whenever those pop up in my dashboard…
“I should be happy… but I’m not.”
– Josupito
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I have no idea what I'm doing...
This is me being honest about everything I do on Tumblr…
nerdforlife-deactivated20110215 asked: Thank you <3
Last post of the day...
I’m going to buy myself a new digital camera.
I will have pizza later…
and I’ll be spending Christmas with my family in South Carolina…
I might not be posting much once there…
Anyone of you in SC?
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I sang yesterday...
My repertoire was messed because the computer decided not to play my music files. I had to sing whatever instrumentals were on my iPod. At least I had saved Frank Sinatra’s and Xtina’s Bound to you there too to practice while driving. So I ended up singing those three and other older ones I had sung before…
I'm singing tomorrow...
At el Cafe Teatro…
I don’t think I’m ready to try Xtina’s “Bound to you” just yet…
I think part of my repertoire will be:
Come fly with me - F. Sinatra
I have the world on a string - F. Sinatra
Quiero amanecer con alguien - D. Romo
Volveras - G. Estefan
Me voy - G. Estefan
WatchWatch it.
“Pamela Anderson has more prosthetics in her body than I have, and nobody calls...”
– Aimee Mullins
Random rant in Spanish...
Si en total las aseguradoras en Puerto Rico ganaron $1,862,433,844 en pólizas de salud o planes médicos, pero solo pagaron $1,434,472,639 por los servicios prestados a los asegurados, ¿para qué carajo se sigue pagando a las aseguradoras para que éstas decidan como es que se van a brindar los servicios de salud? ¿Por qué no mejor invertimos ese presupuesto en hospitales, médicos, enfermeras,...
Working on a song...
Bound to you - Christina Aguilera…
Progress sucks so far.
Wanna watch it?
I want to thank the cyber gods...
For Google…
and urban dictionary…
because I mostly don’t understand anything that you guys are saying…
Until I copy, paste and search, and read…
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Notes from the diary of a hungry vampire...
If your prey is scared, their blood is immediately supplied with peptides from the brain thus increasing the rush and the protein content. Alternatively if your prey is sleeping, their blood could be rich in melatonin, drinking it has a calming effect.
done
ida-charlotte:
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Notes from the diary of a hungry vampire...
Feeding from someone who’s inebriated can make you drunk.
You know what they say about drunk people?
how if you can't identify the drunkest person in the room, then it's you? Turns out that works for geekiness as well.
Imaginary Fred: So 4chan's mad because some people from tumblr stole their memes
Housemate 1: What's 4chan?
Housemate 2: What's a meme?
Imaginary Fred: You know... like LOLcats?
Housemate 2: No, what are LOLcats?
Imaginary Fred: They're these funny pictures of cats with misspelled quotes from the cat's point of view. They're misspelled because...they're cats...and cats aren't good at spelling? They're...much funnier than I'm making them sound...some of the time...
Housemate 1: So memes are cat pictures?
Imaginary Fred: No, that's one kind of meme. There's also Leonardo DiCaprio walking funny, and a smart dinosaur
Housemate 2: Your bullshitting me.
Housemate 1: Why would anyone like that?
And thus I acended to a new level of Geek and beat them to death with Frank Miller comics.
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Notes from the diary of a hungry vampire...
For a tasty cocktail drink, run the brain of your prey through a juicer while they’re still fresh . Drink while still warm and do not refrigerate leftovers. I don’t encourage doing this if your meal had depression.
Question...
How are y’all liking the notes from the diary of a hungry vampire? I queued 10 notes… Only three more to go. It was a work in progress that I stopped working on. I have another work in progress that I also stopped working on. It’s called “Nobody loves me, I have proof!” Would y’all want to read notes from that?
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Notes from the diary of a hungry vampire...
Feed from the young and pretty to look pretty. Feed from the wise to be wise. Drink from the stupid and the ugly too. It won’t make you dumb or ugly. They’re good because rarely someone misses them.
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Notes from the diary of a hungry vampire...
I particularly don’t like feeding from animals. I would only during extreme scarcity, but with overpopulation that would be extremely rare.
Not even 10 minutes in here
and the will be back shortly crap comes out again, and again, and again…
Tumblr sucks… will go back to post crap in Facebook.
Wanna follow me there?
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Notes from the diary of a hungry vampire...
Most of the time we can smell if our meal has a future or if it’s expendable. Think well before consuming. Promise tastes good, but I like to keep the good ones around to eat after they’re accomplished.
Perfect day to be by myself...
I’m cooking for myself.
Doing my laundry.
Cleaning my room.
Might go the movies later
with me.
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Notes from the diary of a hungry vampire...
I don’t mind expending human life. Most don’t ever really accomplish anything.
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Notes from the diary of a hungry vampire...
Blood from a diabetic tastes sweet while the blood from someone with high blood pressure tastes salty. I always crave diabetics on Christmas.
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At the karaoke bar
DJ: What song do you want to sing?
Me: Mi buen corazon from Amanda Miguel.
DJ: Is that the winning song? The one you sang when you won the contest?
Me: The winning song? I didn't even place in the contest. The winner said the jury was crazy, and he gave me his trophy.
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Notes from the diary of a hungry vampire...
Keep from feeding from children. People get weird when their children are gone, and there’s not much you can learn from their blood. It’s kind of tasty when they’re really cute and well fed. There’s something to the newness that makes its taste good. But new life craves life… Eating from them will make you hungrier.
illuminaughtyprincess asked: Lol XD
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Notes from the diary of a hungry vampire...
There’s much you can tell from how a person smells… if they’re sick or healthy, if they’re happy or sad, if they’re hungry or fed, even if they’re horny or satisfied. Keep from the sick, the sad, the hungry and the horny… Blood feeds you better when it’s healthy, happy, well fed, and satisfied.
“I started writing a book about a funny yet always hungry vampire, but then...”
– Josupito 